Climate change hits beer production
BEERY BOFFINS have warned that global warming could halt lager production.
World-wide panic is expected in pubs throughout the world as a decline in the production of malting barley in Australia and New Zealand hits breweries.
“It will mean there will be pubs without beer,” climate-watching brainiac Jim Salinger told the Institute of Brewing and Distilling convention.
Another speaker told delegates that, “in addition to climate change, barley growers are grappling with competition from other forms or land use, such as the dairy industry.”
Well, a pint or two of milk down the boozer on a Friday night ain’t gonna be much fun.
We’re all off down the pub now just in case they run out! It’s the end of the world as we know it.
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